“How stupid we are! Let us eat of it. We shall die, and then we shall know what it is and not have any more bother about it.” — Eve

I found this place outside the garden, but she has found me out. In fact, I was not sorry she came, for there are but meager pickings here, and she brought some of those apples. I was obliged to eat them, I was so hungry. It was against my principles, but I find that principles have no real force except when one is well fed. . . .

— Adam, The Diaries of Adam & Eve, translated by Mark Twain