Bart Simpson:   [Looking inside an abandoned mine]   The legends are true!
Milhouse Van Houten:   Did you find gold?
Bart Simpson:   Better! The prospectors left naughty French postcards. Ooh-la-la!
Nelson Muntz:   That’s fool’s porn. I’ll take them off your hands for ya.
[Takes cards and goes behind a cactus]
Nelson Muntz:   C’est si bon! Si bon! Si bon! And… remorse.

— “The Simpsons: The Scorpion’s Tale (#22.15)” (2011)